modernpunches

I keep telling myself that I will go to the gym but I never do. Well, not never but I rarely do. I love the feeling of that certain pain on my body after an hour and a half exercising and lifting weights. I love the feeling of walking home with painful legs. Why can’t […]

My friend Adam is about to go to prison for vandalism and destruction of private property. He wanted to look cool and tough to a girl and thought that he would impress her with such a stupid move. Adam has red curly hair and not much facial hair. I’m sure that he is worried about […]

I was in a ballroom restaurant celebrating my Aunt’s birthday, she turned 60. People were dancing old school and enjoying themselves including me. I spent 30 minutes in the dance floor and I was drinking iced tea. In parties I do my best to avoid drinking alcoholic beverages because I’ll have to drive everyone home. […]

I told my students about my terrible migraine and that they should watch out not to strain their eyes. While practicing a routine one of them, a slender guy name Nico fell on his head while attempting a back flip. It was terrible and seeing it happen made me think that he broke his neck. […]