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My younger brother is in a band. He is the lead guitarist and they play lame music. Well, they suck as a whole and will never be recognize in the music scene. He wants to drop out of school and just play the guitar for the rest of his life. He can’t even tune his […]

Arrrgh, I just want to get this off my chest. It’s been so long since the New Years and I still haven’t gotten that number on my scale down. It’s been three whole weeks. That infomercial product I bought the other day said that I would get results in 6 weeks. Now it’s not 6 […]

My friend Timmy is the strangest guy I ever met. He is strange but safe. He like to hang out in his house and watch Faces of Death; a compilation of people who get into an accident and people killing each other. It is a terrible video and in made me hurl a number of […]

I fell asleep while watching TV. I had a dream that I had wings large batwings that was so powerful two flaps would take me soaring up in the air. In my dream I saw someone from high school that I hated so much that person was on a balcony drinking some fancy cocktail with […]

My house is a mess! I moved here by myself a few months back and I can’t keep things in order. My frying pan is under the fridge and I don’t know how it got there. I don’t understand because when I was living with my parents everything was in order. My room was neat […]

I keep telling myself that I will go to the gym but I never do. Well, not never but I rarely do. I love the feeling of that certain pain on my body after an hour and a half exercising and lifting weights. I love the feeling of walking home with painful legs. Why can’t […]

My friend Adam is about to go to prison for vandalism and destruction of private property. He wanted to look cool and tough to a girl and thought that he would impress her with such a stupid move. Adam has red curly hair and not much facial hair. I’m sure that he is worried about […]

I was in a ballroom restaurant celebrating my Aunt’s birthday, she turned 60. People were dancing old school and enjoying themselves including me. I spent 30 minutes in the dance floor and I was drinking iced tea. In parties I do my best to avoid drinking alcoholic beverages because I’ll have to drive everyone home. […]

I told my students about my terrible migraine and that they should watch out not to strain their eyes. While practicing a routine one of them, a slender guy name Nico fell on his head while attempting a back flip. It was terrible and seeing it happen made me think that he broke his neck. […]