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My younger brother is in a band. He is the lead guitarist and they play lame music. Continue reading ‘My Little Bro’

Arrrgh, I just want to get this off my chest. Continue reading ‘Feel Like Hitting Someone’

My friend Timmy is the strangest guy I ever met. He is strange but safe. Continue reading ‘My friend Timmy’

I fell asleep while watching TV. I had a dream that I had wings large batwings that was so powerful two flaps would take me soaring up in the air. Continue reading ‘I fell asleep while watching TV.’

My house is a mess! I moved here by myself a few months back and I can’t keep things in order. Continue reading ‘My house is a mess!!!’

I keep telling myself that I will go to the gym but I never do. Well, not never but I rarely do. Continue reading ‘I keep telling’

My friend Adam is about to go to prison for vandalism and destruction of private property. Continue reading ‘My friend Adam’

I was in a ballroom restaurant celebrating my Aunt’s birthday, she turned 60. Continue reading ‘I was in a ballroom’

I told my students about my terrible migraine and that they should watch out not to strain their eyes. While practicing a routine one of them, a slender guy name Nico fell on his head while attempting a back flip. It was terrible and seeing it happen made me think that he broke his neck. Continue reading ‘Accidents’